I can totally, 100%, absolutely relate to this. I was (still am?) sleeping with this guy. When I called him one night asking him to come over, explaining that "I really wanted to get laid," he obliged but not without the "white-boy whine" as I like to call it. He told me it was rather presumptuous that I called, asked… » 7/07/08 4:53pm 7/07/08 4:53pm

Twinsie's Work Some Bling; Cosby Sweaters Work Our Heartstrings

Chanel Beverly Hills: How Bad Could It Be? (Answer: Not That Bad)

Yesterday in Beverly Hills, Chanel opened a new boutique, and naturally, a bevy of Hollywood fashionistas came out to celebrate. (Recessions do not apply to Robertson Boulevard, apparently.) On hand: Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, Emma Roberts and a sorta nasty-looking Nicollette Sheridan. Maybe because it's Friday,… » 5/30/08 11:00am 5/30/08 11:00am

Designer Divas Naomi Campbell And Sharon Stone Get Spanked

The Zohan Premiere: Starring Everyone You Kinda-Sorta Know, Looking…

The best of the B-list came out last night for the L.A. premiere of Adam Sandler's latest comedy, Don't Mess With The Zohan, and many of the not-quite-there stars showed off not-quite-there clothes. Yes, some of young Hollywood's lady up-and-comers - Anna Faris! Emmanuelle Chriqui! - pulled off luscious looks, but… » 5/29/08 10:30am 5/29/08 10:30am

Vivienne Westwood Never Gets Her Knickers In A Twist

Sex And The City Premiere: The Fashion, For The Most Part, Was Fierce

I am SO overwhelmed by the heavy hitters that showed up to the Sex And The City premiere in New York last night: Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction, comedian Amy Sedaris, and Tony Award-winning Idina Menzel are a few of my favorites, so today's The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly is a tad biased. I will say that for the… » 5/28/08 10:00am 5/28/08 10:00am

Best Week Ever proudly remembers director/actor Sydney Pollock through one of the most remarkable movies ever made: Tootsie! It got me thinking about how America's beloved cross-dresser was pretty fashion forward. What was considered matronly and outdated in the early 1980s is now a must with most of the fashion-y… » 5/27/08 6:20pm 5/27/08 6:20pm

Paris Hilton's Fashion Will Embarrass Us All

Synecdoche, New York Premiere: Can't Wait for the Movie, Can Wait for…

This weekend in Cannes, stars showed up for the premiere of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman's next effort, Synecdoche, New York, which Kaufman both wrote and directed. If you're a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Adaptation, this movie will probably excite you. (It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a… » 5/27/08 10:00am 5/27/08 10:00am

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So…

amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS 2008 benefit was held last night in Cannes, and... wow. Just wow. (Right now I'm geeking out on too much coffee, cigarettes and, you know, the fact that it's Friday.) Everyone showed up in support: Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Natalie Portman, and even Sharon Stone. Some were fugly (see Stone),… » 5/23/08 11:00am 5/23/08 11:00am

Take a horrific shark attack, pair it with a pretty product and what do you get? Shark attack survivor and surfer Bethany Hamilton's new "one armed lip gloss" called "Stoked". Talk about making lemons from lemonade! (Hamilton had her arm ripped off during a shark attack in 2003.) Fashionista reports that those with … » 5/23/08 9:40am 5/23/08 9:40am

Vivica A. Fox Puts Her "Useful Styling Skills" To Work

Che At Cannes: The Guerrilla Warfare Of Gorgeous Celebs

Aren't there like, 20 movies about Che Guevara? Or maybe just 20 million different t-shirts? I thought the Che hype had died down but all the stunning ladies at the Cannes premiere for the highly anticipated Che biopic starring Benicio Del Toro, (everyone's favorite sexy-dirty actor) proved otherwise. It'll probably… » 5/22/08 10:30am 5/22/08 10:30am

Betsey Johnson Resort Is All Dolled Up And Ready To Play

When I was in junior high, Betsey Johnson was THE designer to wear. Her stores weren't yet in malls, so it was a big treat to go into New York City for the day and (hopefully) have your mom treat you to a Betsey Johnson dress. Our dresses got passed down from babysitter to big sister to little sister and then went… » 5/21/08 3:20pm 5/21/08 3:20pm

Perez Hilton For Hot Topic Leaves Us Kinda Cold

At The FIFI Awards, The Fashion Only Sorta Stunk

Last night in New York City at the FIFI Awards - the "Oscars" of the fragrance industry - designer Vera Wang helped to honor some of the most creatively-pungent people, or rather, the industry and its achievements in fragrance creation. Whatever: regardless of the reason for the occasion, celebs like Taylor Momsen,… » 5/21/08 10:30am 5/21/08 10:30am

Every time I hear about someone's Paris Fashion Week experience, they always go on and on about Alexander McQueen. He's the most balls-to-the-wall designer out there, and it looks as though he's going to get a little more commercial as he prepares to get back in the advertising business. This time around he'll be… » 5/20/08 6:45pm 5/20/08 6:45pm

Calvin Klein Resort Collection: Heavy On The Beige But Easy On The Eyes

There's a reason why Calvin Klein is a household name. His clothing is simple, classic, expensive-looking and well-made (not that I own any, but I think it's a safe assumption). His resort line is no different, and while some of the looks were a bit Star Trek-ey, my favorites (shown below) will all end up in my closet… » 5/20/08 6:00pm 5/20/08 6:00pm