I can totally, 100%, absolutely relate to this. I was (still am?) sleeping with this guy. When I called him one night asking him to come over, explaining that "I really wanted to get laid," he obliged but not without the "white-boy whine" as I like to call it. He told me it was rather presumptuous that I called, asked… » 7/07/08 4:53pm 7/07/08 4:53pm

Twinsie's Work Some Bling; Cosby Sweaters Work Our Heartstrings

  • The Olsen Twins (yes, we're back to calling them that) are designing a line of jewelry for their Elizabeth & James clothing line. They're teaming up with CFDA award-winning jewelry designer Robert Lee Morris, and the stuff is said to be available in the next few months. [WWD]
  • Oh. My. God. Bill Cosby is auctioning off…
  • » 5/30/08 12:30pm 5/30/08 12:30pm

Chanel Beverly Hills: How Bad Could It Be? (Answer: Not That Bad)

Yesterday in Beverly Hills, Chanel opened a new boutique, and naturally, a bevy of Hollywood fashionistas came out to celebrate. (Recessions do not apply to Robertson Boulevard, apparently.) On hand: Rachel Bilson, Leighton Meester, Emma Roberts and a sorta nasty-looking Nicollette Sheridan. Maybe because it's Friday,… » 5/30/08 11:00am 5/30/08 11:00am

Designer Divas Naomi Campbell And Sharon Stone Get Spanked

  • Naomi Campbell has finally been charged for her April freakout at London's Heathrow airport. "Campbell is accused of three counts of assaulting a constable, one count of disorderly conduct likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress and one count of using threatening, abusive words or behavior to cabin crew,…
  • » 5/29/08 11:30am 5/29/08 11:30am

The Zohan Premiere: Starring Everyone You Kinda-Sorta Know, Looking…

The best of the B-list came out last night for the L.A. premiere of Adam Sandler's latest comedy, Don't Mess With The Zohan, and many of the not-quite-there stars showed off not-quite-there clothes. Yes, some of young Hollywood's lady up-and-comers - Anna Faris! Emmanuelle Chriqui! - pulled off luscious looks, but… » 5/29/08 10:30am 5/29/08 10:30am

Vivienne Westwood Never Gets Her Knickers In A Twist

  • Vivienne Westwood rules for many reasons; here's reason number 1,457: when the designer received honors of British ranking at Buckingham Palace in the '90s, she went "knickerless on both occasions." [The Star]
  • Proenza Schouler is teaming up with Guiseppe Zanotti to expand its line of footwear. I'm crossing my fingers…
  • » 5/28/08 11:30am 5/28/08 11:30am

Sex And The City Premiere: The Fashion, For The Most Part, Was Fierce

I am SO overwhelmed by the heavy hitters that showed up to the Sex And The City premiere in New York last night: Perry Farrell from Jane's Addiction, comedian Amy Sedaris, and Tony Award-winning Idina Menzel are a few of my favorites, so today's The Good, The Bad, & The Ugly is a tad biased. I will say that for the… » 5/28/08 10:00am 5/28/08 10:00am

Paris Hilton's Fashion Will Embarrass Us All

  • The New York Times claims that if you put Paris Hilton in a fashion time capsule, the future members of our planet will eventually open it up and WTF? their asses off. [NY Times]
  • Fashionista reports that for the next Marc Jacobs ad campaign, celebs like Posh Spice and Dakota Fanning are out and regular models are in.…
  • » 5/27/08 12:30pm 5/27/08 12:30pm

Synecdoche, New York Premiere: Can't Wait for the Movie, Can Wait for…

This weekend in Cannes, stars showed up for the premiere of screenwriter Charlie Kaufman's next effort, Synecdoche, New York, which Kaufman both wrote and directed. If you're a fan of Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind and Adaptation, this movie will probably excite you. (It stars Philip Seymour Hoffman as a… » 5/27/08 10:00am 5/27/08 10:00am

amFAR's Cinema Against AIDS Benefit: Global Epidemics Never Looked So…

amfAR's Cinema Against AIDS 2008 benefit was held last night in Cannes, and... wow. Just wow. (Right now I'm geeking out on too much coffee, cigarettes and, you know, the fact that it's Friday.) Everyone showed up in support: Madonna, Mary J. Blige, Natalie Portman, and even Sharon Stone. Some were fugly (see Stone),… » 5/23/08 11:00am 5/23/08 11:00am

Vivica A. Fox Puts Her "Useful Styling Skills" To Work

  • Vivica A. Fox is going to be the host of a new VH1 series called Glam God, in which the actress, who is known for her amazing style (??), will be searching for the next celebrity stylist. I can't wait to see another reality show winner do absolutely nothing while everyone else on the show tries to one up Jerry…
  • » 5/22/08 12:30pm 5/22/08 12:30pm

Che At Cannes: The Guerrilla Warfare Of Gorgeous Celebs

Aren't there like, 20 movies about Che Guevara? Or maybe just 20 million different t-shirts? I thought the Che hype had died down but all the stunning ladies at the Cannes premiere for the highly anticipated Che biopic starring Benicio Del Toro, (everyone's favorite sexy-dirty actor) proved otherwise. It'll probably… » 5/22/08 10:30am 5/22/08 10:30am

Betsey Johnson Resort Is All Dolled Up And Ready To Play

When I was in junior high, Betsey Johnson was THE designer to wear. Her stores weren't yet in malls, so it was a big treat to go into New York City for the day and (hopefully) have your mom treat you to a Betsey Johnson dress. Our dresses got passed down from babysitter to big sister to little sister and then went… » 5/21/08 3:20pm 5/21/08 3:20pm

Perez Hilton For Hot Topic Leaves Us Kinda Cold

  • "There so many celebrity clothing lines out there that just really suck!" says Perez Hilton in this new video about his collaboration with Hot Topic. Thanks Perez, now there's gonna be one more! [YouTube]
  • Fashion iconoclast and actress Chloe Sevigny is teaming up with the designers at Opening Ceremony again, this time…
  • » 5/21/08 11:30am 5/21/08 11:30am

At The FIFI Awards, The Fashion Only Sorta Stunk

Last night in New York City at the FIFI Awards - the "Oscars" of the fragrance industry - designer Vera Wang helped to honor some of the most creatively-pungent people, or rather, the industry and its achievements in fragrance creation. Whatever: regardless of the reason for the occasion, celebs like Taylor Momsen,… » 5/21/08 10:30am 5/21/08 10:30am

Calvin Klein Resort Collection: Heavy On The Beige But Easy On The Eyes

There's a reason why Calvin Klein is a household name. His clothing is simple, classic, expensive-looking and well-made (not that I own any, but I think it's a safe assumption). His resort line is no different, and while some of the looks were a bit Star Trek-ey, my favorites (shown below) will all end up in my closet… » 5/20/08 6:00pm 5/20/08 6:00pm